Here we are, two days away from Cinco de Mayo and if you're looking for a way to celebrate, dig into Jorge's Carne Asada Tacos and feel positively sanctimonious about it. Jorge Cruise is the author of 11 books, almost all of which promise stupendous results in weight loss and body shaping in no time at all. There’s a “12 Second Sequence” book, 4 “8 Minute” Exercise books, 4 “3-Hour” Diet books, and most recently “The Belly Fat Cure”. While Jorge has upped the time it will take to see results from 3 hours to a whole week, “The Belly Fat Cure” certainly caught my eye. Especially after my most recent profile pictures looked more and more like the late Alfred Hitchcock and less and less like I want to look. A promise of a 4 to 9 lb. weight loss in a week was virtually irresistible.